03 June 2006
#18
Why is there something instead of nothing? A question requiring hearts ripped out of virgins and other faulty experiments of an extreme nature.
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02 June 2006
#17
Atheist? But it is besides the point to ask the question. The Prima Facie school of divinity. (Or how to argue with a nonsensical nabob.)
01 June 2006
#16
Dreams are instructive stories built on visual metaphors concocted by the universal impulse. Also known as: intuition, instinct or in boring modern parlance, emotional intelligence.
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31 May 2006
#15
Principles without "an evil guy who knows how to get things done" are worthless.
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30 May 2006
#14
If everybody who attended the holiday barbecue (including pets) wakes up with a sour gut from eating 18 different meats and a bag of hot chips, it can properly be called a success.
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29 May 2006
#13
How long can a man turn away from a beautiful woman reading on a train in a late afternoon light? Simply subtract his age from 90 and that is how many seconds he can hold out.
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