RSS SPIRIT

Tue, December 20, 2005
By AP

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/Today/Entertainment/2005/12/20/1360757-sun.html

Turns out a geek from Weezer never gets some. Two plus years without any? He says something to the effect that his generation's groupies were never that good anyway (he's 35.) Is he out of his ever loving mind? Did Motley Crue get any? I believe so. So cracker, please. The toff who sang "Cars" (new wave guy) said he banged thousands of groupies.

This Weezer character is obviously emotionally damaged or lying. Perhaps he has given up donuts when he really desires hot dogs. Or perhaps he is working with a cocktail sized frank and is too ashamed to be with groupies who are accustomed to "tommy lee style" sausage.

Somebody needs to help this guy. Any marginally heterosexual doofus who gets a video on MTV is going to translate that achievement into some poonie-ya-yay-yo. For the health of rock and roll, this weezer wanker needs to get his priorities straight.

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