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We all need to ensure our love areas are clean and uncluttered, so we can host love graciously. Take a moment this spring, after you have checked smoke alarms, to make certain your love 'heating ducts' are fully functioning.

Start by considering your basic appreciation of love. What are you asking from love? Are you asking for it to be videotaped while one or all participants are masked and moaning? Or do you ask that the one you loved in 5th grade return to take you Calgon-style away from all this? It is OK to ask a lot of love, but be flexible. Love is a negotiation. Sometimes in exchange for baby oil wrestling matches you get to give somebody your 7 personalities.

Love is never hurt by a mint or two. Does your breath stink? Cup your hand over your mouth and say into your palm, I want love, what did the last syllable smell like? Also, make sure the organs relevant to love are springy and plump. Ride your bike around the block to get lovemaking muscles such as buttock and calf into form. To run after love you want to be able to pump those legs quick off the starting block.

From a spiritual perspective you should sweep out the ghosts of old lovers. Exes can really haunt you. There is only one way to put them in their place. Have an hour long fantasy in which you have your way with the specter of an old flame. This will scare them out of your life and back into memory's trophy case.

Love, like basements and ass fat, can quickly become marred with detritus when the hoarding instinct is turned on too high. We must toss out, off and away all that clogs, sags and bloats. Love requires bright light, good cross ventilation and space to gestate.

Because bunny like reptilian love lays many eggs full of wonder, actually magic seeds that grow again from the ground, a bounty: the apotheosis of sensuality, i.e., in your touch an ethereal symphony.

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