RSS SPIRIT

Item: Redheads who smoke are different from you and me. They come from a primeval sound and fury. Redheads who smoke make better lovers. Notoriously ferocious, they will put a butt out on your head if so inclined.

Exit: Redheads deserve a light, but give them your heart only after much discovery.


Item: There walk among us those who can speak with the birds and animals and also babies. These are called shamans, technically. Through solitary meditation, natural hallucinogens and a magical rebirth they have reached a state where no language is foreign to them.

Exit: Your dog is telling you to get a hair cut.


Item: Scalia fingers have become popular with the locally enraged. Yesterday these two drivers were going at it. He ended his side of the argument with the traditional one finger flip off. She concluded by giving him the razzle-dazzle fingers under the chin.

Exit: Consider throwing Scalia fingers to perk up tired digital symbolic notation which denotes a punctuated exclamation of displeasure.


Item: Old men in the corner bodega seem to have some sort of lottery strategy. One stood in the middle of the store while myopically scratching cards and another, feistier old guy rang up 20 dollars in MegaMillions. The bodega owner pounded out numbers without much enthusiasm.


Exit: There is no strategy to playing the lottery. Pick random numbers via 'quick pick' as all numbers have equal chance at all times of being picked.

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